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Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Hard Truths Tuesday: May 25 BP Oil Spill Update


1. Pensacola Beach Oilcast.

Multiple local reports are saying that the northeastern edge of BP's oil slick is about 50 miles south of Pensacola Beach, which puts it for beach-goers well over the horizon and out of sight. Weather forecasts remain favorable, too. As NOAA's extended oil forecast says --
Trajectories for remaining observed oil within this region suggest some of these scattered sheens will continue to be entrained in the counter-clockwise eddy [i.e., east-to-west and northwest], while a smaller portion may move into the Loop Current [due south] and persist as very widely scattered tarballs not visible from imagery.
Memorial Day weekend weather is forecast to be sunny and hot with calm winds. No guarantees, but there's reason to hope we'll continue to see clear, oil-free water.

2. Destin Oil-Sick Pelican Dies.

Has an advance finger of oil slick skirted Pensacola? A brown pelican found late last week near the shore some forty miles to the east of Pensacola, in Destin, has died at the Northwest Wildlife Sanctuary in Pensacola.

The afflicted bird was transferred there for treatment by volunteers from the Tri-State Bird Rescue and Research foundation out of Delaware. According to one volunteer, the pelican had other health issues, too, and "was very lethargic and depressed." Its body temperature was only 96.2, or nearly eight degrees lower than normal for a pelican.

News reports say it's "unclear where the pelican came into contact with oil," which has been described as a light sheen.

3. Hard Truths.

A trio of New York Times reporters on site in coastal Louisiana publish today some hard truths about the BP oil disaster. They write, "Several things have become clear over the past month:"
  • Neither BP nor the government was prepared for an oil release of this size or at this depth.
  • The federal Minerals Management Service, charged with overseeing offshore oil development, has for too long served as a handmaiden of industry.
  • Laws governing deepwater drilling have fallen far behind the technology and the attendant risks.
  • And no one can estimate the extent of the economic and environmental damage, or how long it will last.
Those last two are the hardest truths of all for most Americans to embrace. No one knows with certainty what to do about the oil catastrophe BP has launched at our shores and the consequence of our scientific and technical ignorance is unfathomable.

4. Dream Team.

Rachel Maddow had a superb interview last night with Secretary of Energy Steven Chu. Three and a half weeks ago, President Obama delegated Chu, a Nobel Prize winner in physics, to assemble and supervise a "dream team" of the brightest minds in America to see what can be done.

Don't be surprised if they can't come up with a solution, either. As the ants tell it, we are now governed not by brains but by --
greed and money lust of a thousand little kings
who slashed the timber all to hell
and would not be controlled
and changed the climate
and stole the rainfall from posterity
Here's as much as Chu's dream team has found so far:



5. 60-Percent Solution.

Wednesday (unless it's postponed again) BP will try what they're calling a "Top Kill." The Oil Drum website has a silent illustration followed by a detailed explanation of what BP hopes to do:



The latest word is that BP had delayed the attempt until late Wednesday as it tries to figure out whether it will work.

6
. Top Kill Risks.

BP's chief operating officer, Tony Hayward, claims that the chances a Top Kill will work are "sixty-to seventy percent." Remember, however, this is the same guy who a month ago was claiming only 1,000 barrels of oil were leaking from the wellhead. As Kate Sheppard of Mother Jones Magazine puts it, BP 'is bad at math.'

BP acknowledges that if the Top Kill effort fails, the oil gusher will get a lot worse:

The top kill process involves pumping fabricated "kill mud," which is about twice the density of water, into the well at 50 barrels a minute to overcome the flow.

The material will be pumped at that high pressure down the choke and kill lines of the blowout preventer, which failed to seal the well after the rig exploded, to push the oil back into the reservoir. Choke and kill lines are used to control the amount and pressure of drilling mud in the wellbore so that surges of oil and natural gas can be kept under control.

If the kill mud is not able to overcom
e the flow of oil, it could get trapped in the riser pipe and erode it, which could lead to additional leaks, Suttles said.
Reuters compares the Deepwater Horizon blow-up with Pemex's Ixtoc disaster off the coast of Mexico in 1979. There, too, a "top hat," "top kill," and "junk shot," and eventually a second relief well. All failed -- even the secondary relief well:
[T]he experience of Mexico's state oil company Pemex shows that relief wells are no silver bullet. Ixtoc, off the coast of the southeastern Mexican state of Campeche, continued to leak oil more than three months after Pemex completed its first relief well.
7. Sharing Information.

Here's an odd one: BP says that only yesterday it "began sharing initial perspectives of its review of the causes of the tragic Deepwater Horizon fire and oil spill."

8. International Oil Spill Conference.

In case you were feeling the time pressure, you'll be relieved to hear that the deadline for submission of that scientific oil spill paper you've been working on for the "Triennial International Oil Spill Conference" has been extended to next Monday, May 31. The conference will be held May 23-26, 2011, in Portland, Oregon.

This is true. There actually is a triennial International Oil Spill Conference in North America. And it rotates with two other triennial "oil spill conferences" in Australia and Europe. Just a week before the BP oil platform blew up, they finished a similar conference in Australia.

Next year, for the Portland conference they're thinking about having an "on-water demonstrations of state of the art spill response technologies." What could go wrong?

After they've brought ruin to the Willamette River, all of you oil engineers out there can begin registering for the March, 2012 Interspill Conference in London. We hear the Thames River isn't yet completely dead yet.

Sunday, May 23, 2010

Petroleum Prosody: 'What the Ants Are Saying'

Today's Sunday Pensacola News Journal's feature editorial about BP's endless oil spill (click left to read) is unusual for a newspaper in many respects. It's heavy with irony. The despair runs deep. The blame it spreads is all-encompassing. Little is mentioned that would offer so much as a single ray of hope.

Also unusually, the editorial was written in free verse. It's an inspired idea for the scale of the oil disaster we are facing. Free verse also is a style, as we have no doubt the PNJ editorial board is aware, which an early Twentieth Century cockroach pioneered a century ago.

We're thinking of archy the cockroach and the free verse reports he frequently composed late at night in the empty newspaper office by jumping up and down on the lowercase keys of Don Marquis' typewriter. Marquis would then simply reprint the cockroach's message the next day. Many were later collected in and republished in book form.

We keep several of Marquis' volumes by our bedside just for times like these. In one of those books, "archy does his part," the cockroach files a report on "what the ants are saying" that sounds a lot like today's darkly despairing free verse PNJ editorial:

dear boss i was talking with an ant
the other day
and he handed me a lot of
gossip which ants the world around
are chewing over among themselves

i pass it on to you
in the hope that you may relay it to other
human beings and hurt their feelings with it
no insect likes human beings
and if you think you can see why
the only reason i tolerate you is because
you seem less human to me than most of them
here is what the ants are saying

it wont be long now it wont be long
man is making deserts of the earth
it wont be long now
before man will have used it up
so that nothing but ants
and centipedes and scorpions
can find a living on it
man has oppressed us for a million years
but he goes on steadily
cutting the ground from under
his own feet making deserts deserts deserts

we ants remember
and have it all recorded
in our tribal lore
when gobi was a paradise
swarming with men and rich
in human prosperity
it is a desert now and the home
of scorpions ants and centipedes

what man calls civilization
always results in deserts
man is never on the square
he uses up the fat and greenery of the earth
each generation wastes a little more
of the future with greed and lust for riches

north africa was once a garden spot
and then came carthage and rome
and despoiled the storehouse
and now you have sahara
sahara ants and centipedes

toltecs and aztecs had a mighty
civilization on this continent
but they robbed the soil and wasted nature
and now you have deserts scorpions ants and centipedes
and the deserts of the near east
followed egypt and babylon and assyria
and persia and rome and the turk
the ant is the inheritor of tamerlane
and the scorpion succeeds the caesars

america was once a paradise
of timberland and stream
but it is dying because of the greed
and money lust of a thousand little kings
who slashed the timber all to hell
and would not be controlled
and changed the climate
and stole the rainfall from posterity
and it wont be long now
it wont be long
till everything is desert
from the alleghenies to the rockies
the deserts are coming
the deserts are spreading
the springs and streams are drying up
one day the mississippi itself
will be a bed of sand
ants and scorpions and centipedes
shall inherit the earth

men talk of money and industry
of hard times and recoveries
of finance and economics
but the ants wait and the scorpions wait
for while men talk they are making deserts all the time
getting the world ready for the conquering ant
drought and erosion and desert
because men cannot learn

rainfall passing off in flood and freshet
and carrying good soil with it
because there are no longer forests
to withhold the water in the
billion meticulations of the roots

it wont be long now It won't be long
till earth is barren as the moon
and sapless as a mumbled bone

dear boss i relay this information
without any fear that humanity
will take warning and reform

archy

Could it be that one of Archy's descendants is living in Pensacola and hanging out at the PNJ?