The War on New Year's

Reuters reports that "scientists are delaying the start of 2006 by the first 'leap second' in seven years, a timing tweak meant to make up for changes in the Earth's rotation."

Say, what is this? Another attack on Christian patriotic values by the "atheists, communists, lesbianists, homosexualists, and the American Civil Liberties Unionists?"

Not to worry. The Fox News chickenhawks not doubt will be suiting up for this jihad right away. After all, they'll have an extra second to fight the new cultural war against "Intelligent Time Design."