Among the endangered sites which would be protected by the Bush Administration's proposed $32.1 billion HSD appropriation for next year are:
- The Amish Popcorn Factory
- Nix Check Cashing Centers
- A bait and tackle shop somewhere
- A "Mall at Sears"
- An "Ice Cream Parlor"
- A "Donut Shop, and
- An "Anti-Cruelty Society” somewhere.
A few of the listed "terrorist targets" Homeland Security wants to guard vigilantly have names unique enough that we can picture them in our minds -- mostly because the pictures are easily available on the web. We've mixed them up a bit -- just to fool any jihadist readers on Pensacola Beach, Yemen, or wherever.
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Actually, Bryan, all the captions and photos are hopelessly mixed up. We were striving for that incompetent "Homeland Security" look.
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