Having just returned from a congressional fantasy-finding trip to Iraq and fresh from what we reported was a meal in the Green Zone cafeteria only slightly marred by a fews bombs, Sen. John McCain (R-Pollyana) toured a New Hampshire pet store yesterday, accompanied by over a hundred heavily armed Reserve officer veterinarians.At a press conference staged soon afterwards Sen. McCain declared, "The media has not been reporting the good news about America's pet foods. I just finished eating some and I have to say it tastes real good. Take it from me: American pet food is as safe as a Baghdad market."
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