Stalling Around

Frank Cerabino, in the Palm Beach Post:

This has been the summer of bathroom misunderstandings.

Especially if you happen to be a conservative Republican with a stellar track record against the gay agenda - whatever that is.

One minute, you're railing against gay marriage ruining the moral fabric of our great nation, and the next, you're being hustled out of a public restroom by a guy who turns out to be an undercover cop.
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Lesson No. 1: If a guy is in an adjoining stall, it's probably not a good idea to knock and then step into the guy's stall.
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Lesson No. 4: Don't stick your hand under the divider and wiggle your fingers at the stranger in the next stall.