Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Panhandle Christmas Crimes

File this in "There will always be a Florida Panhandle."

The Great Bra Caper:
The manager of Victoria’s Secret in Santa Rosa Mall discovered the disappearance of 126 bras after the manager of another store suggested she check her stock.

A similar theft had just been reported at Victoria’s Secret at University Mall in Pensacola.

The bras reportedly disappeared sometime after 8 p.m. on Nov. 18, according to an Okaloosa County Sheriff ’s Office report. Their value is $5,460.

Missing are 50 Very Sexy Push Up Bras, 12 Very Sexy Wireless Bras and 64 Very Sexy Flip Bras in various sizes, according to the report.
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On Aug. 22, nearly $5,000 worth of panties was stolen from an open table.
Ladies, if you happen to find some "very sexy" bras under the tree this year, be sure to call 9-11.

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