Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Dogan the Homey

Self-described "homey" Reginald Dogan "don't play dat," he writes in an embarrassing column in today's Pensacola fish wrapper. That is to say, he will not 'bow or kneel' should he find himself later this week in the presence of the King and Queen of Spain.

Then he adds:
If the king and queen really want to impress me, let's hear her rap like Queen Latifah and watch him slam dunk like King (Lebron) James.
Can't help wondering: would Reggie be more likely to bow, scrape, and grovel if he suddenly found himself in the presence of, say, Craig A. Dubow? And would his English be better?

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I am utterly embarrassed that I live in a community where the local newspaper actually pays money to him in exchange for this level of flat out garbage.