
For some years, now, She Who Must Be Obeyed has insisted on nothing but 20-ounce polystyrene thermal cups for taking along a cup of coffee on her daily commute.
She likes her cups big and she like 'em strong enough not to lose their shape when you pick 'em up and put 'em to your lips.
Now, as it happens, the


However, for nearly three weeks, now, the shelves at the Gulf Breeze


Where had the 20 ounce cups gone? Finally, we collared an on-site manager. "Could you please be sure to order the 20-ounce cups?" we pleaded.
"Inventory replacement is done automatically by corporate headquarters," came the reply. "They'll be on the truck Thursday."
We checked back that next Thursday. Still no cups. And that was nearly two weeks ago. We continued to check, almost daily. Nothing doing.
Then, last evening -- just hours before the 57th anniversary of Bar Code Day (although we didn't know that at the time) -- we stopped by again. This time we discovered there are almost no cups left of any size or description. Here's a shot of the pathetic cups shelf at the Gulf Breeze


"I know, I know," he said. "The cups didn't come in. We have asked, believe me. But Corporate is telling us they can't send any 20 ounce cups until we tell them what the UPC bar code is. And we don't know because, of course, we're all sold out."
"So, find out. Tell them the bar code!" we urged. "Call another

"I'd like to," the manager answered, "but Corporate shorted us on staff, too. Right now, we're supposed to have six in management. But we have only two. We just haven't had the time."
So, what did we do? The sensible thing, of course. We treated


"Do you carry 20-ounce polystyrene thermal cups?" we asked.
"Sure do. Very popular," came the reply.
"Would you be so kind as to read us the bar code off the package?" we asked.
There was a long pause. "What's going on, here? Is this a test?" asked a trembling voice. "This is Corporate calling, right?"
"No, we aren't Corporate. Look, the idiots at


The Pensacola manager breathed a sigh of relief. "So, what you're saying is Corporate headquarters doesn't know the bar code and the store managers can't get it, either. And you are --- ?"
"We're just a customer who'd like to buy some cups. But nobody at

"Yeah, I see," came the reply. "That makes a certain kind of sense, at least around here. Sure, I'll get the bar code for you."
And so we were able to deliver the bar code numbers to the Gulf Breeze

Meanwhile, Happy 57th Birthday, Bar Code. Wish you had made life easier all around, but because of Winn Dixie.......
5 comments:
you can get it at publix
very funny, timely and a welcome relief from seriousness.
"Winn Dixie can ensure that products are price accurately, stock stock levels are maintained and customer payments autorized."
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The usual lies. Very funny, P.R. Dept.
I chuckled all day thinking about the story. Well done!
What namely you're saying is a terrible mistake.
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