Evacuation Checklist

• Candles.
• Homeowner insurance policy.
• Matches.
• Florida flood insurance policy.
• Battery-operated radio.
• Florida wind insurance policy.
• Batteries for radio.
• Florida insurance claim forms.
• Bottled water.
• FEMA claim forms.
• Freeze dried food.
• Family's public insurance adjuster.
• Change of clothes.
• Family's insurance trial lawyer.
• Pet dog.
• Family's insurance appeal lawyer.
• Beer.
• Gun for going into Florida public places.
• Pet cat.
• List of Florida politicians who voted for insurance industry (all of them).
• Jug of bleach.
  
• Ammunition for public places gun.
• More beer.
• Spouse.
• More beer.
• Kids.