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From: The Onion

Headlines

• Louisiana National Guard Offers Help By Phone From Iraq


• Government Relief Workers Mosey In To Help


• Refugees Moved From Sewage-Contaminated Superdome To Hellhole Of Houston


• White Foragers Report Threat Of Black Looters


• Another Saints Season Ruined Before It Begins


• Shrimp Joint Now Shrimp Habitat


• Bush Urges Victims To Gnaw On Bootstraps For Sustenance

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