Thursday, May 25, 2006

American Idolatry


While shopping for hurricane supplies at Ace Hardware, Winn-Dixie, and Lowe's yesterday, we chatted with a number of adult customers and, to while away the time while waiting in line, we conducted an informal poll. Here are the results:

Number of residents who could name both finalists for American Idol: 5 out of 5

Number of residents who could name one of the two Florida U.S. senators: 0 out of 5

Number of residents polled who blamed the media for their ignorance: 5 out 5

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