Sunday, April 12, 2009

New Frontier Bank, R.I.P.

Named a "top company" in 2008 by the now-deeply embarrassed Colo Biz Magazine, New Frontier Bank of Greeley died friendless and alone. No one was willing to pick up the dead body.

The FDIC has announced a thirty day visitation period at the "Deposit Insurance National Bank of Greeley" where grieving customers can visit their money and even take some of it home to be stuffed in a mattress.

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