Sunday, July 06, 2008

Bella's Botched Bikini Shoot

About that bikini "swimsuit" photo-shoot on Pensacola Beach? Altogether, about a hundred people showed up, including a handful of male gawkers. Embarrassingly short of the Guinness world record of 1,202, but just enough to spell out the pretentious five-letter name of Gannett's ad-rag, if you stretch the cheesecake out far enough.

Almost no one on the beach paid any attention. Seldom have so few been of such little interest after so much hype.

The PNJ has some mostly long-distance photos on line, if you care. Find them yourself. This one we snagged off the 'Net is sexier:

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