Highway Hijinks

While crossing 3-mile bridge this morning, we spotted an aging, apple-red Toyota Camry with a beat-up right rear fender tooling along at 60 mph. The driver had a bowl in one hand and a spoon in the other, and was eating his breakfast. We assume his knees were on the steering wheel.

This message has been brought to you by the spirit of John Gunn, who no longer patrols the streets and highway of Gulf Breeze for his readers.