The Latest News from Philadelphia

The respected Marist Poll this week released a national telephone survey of 1,004 U.S. residents, ages 18-29, asking this one question: "From which country did the United States win its independence?"

The results are jaw-dropping. Better than one out of four Americans, on average, have no idea from whom the U.S. won its political independence:

Cynical as we can be sometimes, we had our doubts that Americans could be this dumb. So, yesterday we conducted a very unscientific, impromptu poll of customers randomly lined up at a check-out counter in the local Winn-Dixie grocery store (where, incidentally, freshly-baked $6 apple pies briefly went on sale for 99 cents apiece).

Results: 3 out the 4 we polled had no idea what country we fought for our independence. One attractive, manifestly well-to-do mother said "Europe." Her teen-aged daughter thought hard for half a minute and finally said, "Wasn't it Austria?" Another middle aged man mulled the question over for a full minute, shook his head, and said, "I'm not sure."

None of the four could correctly identify the century, much less the year, in which we won our independence.

So, for all of those Americans who haven't heard -- below is the latest news from Philadelphia, as it appeared on Page One of the two-page New York Gazette for July 15, 1776. (News traveled slower in those days). Click on the image below for a readable close-up.

Tumorous Tarballs: June 6 Sunday BP Oil Spill Update

1. Western Panhandle.

Yesterday, the oil of doom reached Okaloosa Island, in Ft. Walton Beach. It's official: the entire 40-mile length of Santa Rosa Island, the second longest contiguous barrier island in the world, has now been thoroughly infected with BP's oil.

NOAA's oil-cast for the coming few days (above) shows the leading edge of the oil spill reaching all the way to Freeport. Panama City cannot be far behind, along with St. George's Island, Apalachicola's famed oyster beds, and soon Cedar Key.

2. Historical Endings.

These are all areas with sensitive wetlands, estuaries, and bayous. They have been one of planet Earth's major cradles of sea life for as long as Santa Rosa Island has been around, about five thousand years.

• Since the end of the stone age.
• Before the pyramids.
• About a thousand years before mankind "scratched the surface of moist clay tablet with a bronze or bone tool."
• It's two thousand years older than Homer.
• Three thousand years older than the biblical Christ tales.
• Nearly 4,500 years older than when Tristan de Luna "discovered" it.
  

3. Tarball Tumors.

BP's massive oil spill invites the cancer metaphor. It's like an aggressive cancer, insidiously invading the body of Florida's panhandle.

The first signs are seemingly so benign, as we saw Friday; just tiny little orange droplets, easily overlooked. Not even enough to discourage swimmers or surfers.

Kimberly Blair's superior news report in today's PNJ captures the sense of it:

For the most part, beachgoers on Pensacola Beach seemed oblivious of various-sized tar balls washing up around them. They sat in chairs and spread out beach towels on top of the tar balls dotting the high-tide line and hiding in clumps of seaweed.

And parents didn't seem to mind their children playing and swimming near tar balls on the beach and in the surf.
Kevin Rhodes, 37, of Piedmont, Okla., helped his son, Carter, 2, dump buckets of sand into a big pile on the surf's edge, just inches from tar balls."I'm not concerned about them," he said.

Everything seems normal. Beach life goes on:

After a swim at Casino Beach, Brittanie Heuremann washed off her baby daughter, Paislie, in the public showers.

"It's nice out there," she said. "We're visiting from Houston. We were surprised to hear about tar balls here. But we didn't see any."

Then comes the shock and surprise, like suddenly discovering an unfamiliar lump on the body:

[O]ne of her family members, Heather Burkes, yelled out, "What's that?" when she discovered a quarter-sized spot of oil on her leg.

And the terror:

At the same time, a group of women ran to the sand near the showers and began grinding their feet in the sand trying to rub the tar balls off their feet.

Farther to the east, in front of the Hampton Inn, Darcy Roberston of Gulf Breeze pushed silver-dollar-sized blobs of oil around to make a smiley face in the sand. Then she lifted her foot to show the tar ball was stuck on her

Before you know it, the toxic oil slick and tumorous tarballs are spreading everywhere:

Like so many people, Emily Keith of Hattiesburg, Miss., wanted to enjoy Pensacola Beach one more time today before more oil spoiled the beach.

"I came out at 8 a.m. and saw an oil mat that looked like a chocolate-pudding pancake," she said while relaxing on a beach lounger behind the Hilton Pensacola Beach Gulf Front. "I came back at 11 a.m. and it, and other tar balls, were still here. "About 1 p.m., two or three cleanup teams swept through. They were wearing hazmat suits, heavy gloves and boots.

The cancer has spread so fast and so far that it overwhelms all remedies. No amount of healing efforts can stop it.

They just scooped it up and threw it in a trash bag. But they were passing up many other tar balls."

About a dozen bags with tar balls sat in a pile behind her waiting to be picked up.

A quick cure is impossible:

[I]n what is expected to become the norm on the beach for some time, more tar balls continued washing in from the Gulf.

You know now that you are very, very sick. If survival is even possible, it will require painful, expensive treatments over a very long time. And all the while, there will be that temptation to deny it is happening to you:

He looked out over the Gulf and said, "I think the worse is yet to come. I don't want to believe it, though."

4. Healing the Gulf.

As with some cancers, perhaps time and extraordinary efforts eventually will heal the island. Certainly it will take at least decades, judging by the much smaller Exxon Valdez oil spill. For the sea life and wildlife of the Gulf coast, the answer is scientists just don't know. How much longer will it take to see the newly discovered coral reefs restored? The wetlands and bayous?

An even bigger question is whether this been a sufficient wake-up call for us to effectively address, at last, mankind's other great assault against nature, the rising sea levels due to global climate change? Even as the oil spill continues, the evidence mounts that the entire globe is warming, sea levels are rising, and the oceans are experiencing a diminished capacity to absorb carbon dioxide.

It's worth remembering the same "drill, baby, drill" personalities told us imminent climate change was a "myth" and mankind had nothing to do with it. If the BP oil spill does nothing else that's good, at least we can hope that, like a bad pap smear, it will shut up the deniers of reality who are so handsomely paid by oil companies and let us get on with healing the whole planet -- before the seas around Florida rise another six feet meters.


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Pensacola and Navarre Beach - Back Then

Below is an advertisement for Pensacola Beach leaseholds as it appeared in the Kansas City Star, April 2, 1967 (courtesy of William L. Post, author of Deceit Beach).

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"The Kansas City Star advertising supplement of 11 pages by the SRIA. * * * On page 4 [the text reads] 'You can stay on 98 or take the Beach Route, State Road 399, but either way you'll end up at Navarre Beach in 20 miles where Santa Rosa County is developing its own beach resort. There, as at Pensacola Beach, you can get tax-free lots... '
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On Page 6, 'Pensacola Beach... Home sites are leased by the county government for 99 years... The Santa Rosa Island Authority, an agency of the county, handles all property leasing - and there are no ad valorem property taxes on the island.'"

-- Excerpt from Deceit Beach at p. 59

History's Judgment

UPDATED BELOW
From time to time a debate erupts in the blogosphere or among TV talking heads about how history will judge the Bush administration. The conventional wisdom is that it's too early to tell. Give it a hundred years or so.

We doubt that. History will have no judgments to make when even major architects of the Iraq war disaster, like Donald Rumsfeld, admit the whole mess was ill-conceived from the beginning and now are reduced to suggesting PR campaigns to "lower public expectations".

We'll be decades overcoming the blow-back, as you can figure out from an account in today's Los Angeles Times.

President Bush and his top advisors fanned out across the troubled Middle East over the last week to showcase their diplomatic initiatives to restore strained relationships with traditional allies and forge new ones with leaders in Iraq.

But instead of flaunting stronger ties and steadfast American influence, the president's journey found friends both old and new near a state of panic. Mideast leaders expressed soaring concern over upheavals across the region that the United States helped ignite through its invasion of Iraq and push for democracy — and fear that the Bush administration may make things worse.

Condoleeza Rice, Dick Cheney, and George W. Bush himself can't convince anyone they know what they're doing. Because they don't.

UPDATE
Dec. 4 pm

It seems that noted historian Eric Foner just yesterday tackled this very issue of Bush's likely standing in history. After comparing the current occupant of the White House with past tenants, his verdict:

It is impossible to say with certainty how Bush will be ranked in, say, 2050. But somehow, in his first six years in office he has managed to combine the lapses of leadership, misguided policies and abuse of power of his failed predecessors. I think there is no alternative but to rank him as the worst president in U.S. history.