Murder in Miami

Jon Swift strikes again. A small taste:

Yesterday, former CIA agent E. Howard Hunt died mysteriously. He was only 88.
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Although his family is making the unlikely claim that he died of pneumonia, this is no doubt a cover story they have come up with while investigators track down the conspirators behind his murder. There certainly are a number of unanswered questions about his death, which may never be resolved.

Treat yourself. Read the whole hilarious obit.