Here's the reporter's assignment:
- Grab a quote from some reincarnation of Carrie Nation that no one has ever heard of before. Just about any Baptist will do.
- Read the quote back to beach bar owner June Gerra to get her salivating over the prospect of escalating profits once beach goers are prohibited from buying beer at cash-and-carry joints and hauling it down to the beach. June will play along by pretending she's only concerned about public safety.
- Call any county pol who's trolling for votes and hint at the ink he'll get if he climbs aboard the prohibition bandwagon.
- For story art, we need a little cheesecake on the beach or some shlub swilling a beer in the water. Better yet, why not both?
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I will clip this and re-read it next year to save half a dollar.
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