Phil Klotzbach and Prof. William Gray of Colorado State University have released their
annual December forecast for next year's hurricane season, which starts June 1. Here's a shorter version:
- It's impossible to predict next year's hurricane activity this far out, you fools....
- But we do it anyway to satisfy your curiosity.....
- Even though we have no idea where any hurricane might make landfall, if there actually should be any hurricanes and if they happen to make landfall....
- Being based on November weather patterns and statistical probabilities, whatever we say could be flat wrong....
- But we like to scare you....
- So next year we predict "above average" hurricane activity with fourteen named storms and seven hurricanes, three of which will be doozies.
Coming soon: Dr. William Gray's 365 annual horoscope predictions for 2009!
Phil Klotzbach and Prof. William Gray of Colorado State University have released their annual December forecast for next year's hurricane season, which starts June 1. Here's a shorter version:
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