SOTU - Transcript

Here's a blue transcript of the State of the Union speech you might have enjoyed seeing. The beginning:

Obama walks in, wearing a Nobel prize and carrying an iPad
Pelosi: and heeeeeere’s Baraaaaaaaaaack!
Obama: Thank you very much.
Greetings, Madam Speaker, Joe, Senators, House members, all Congresspersons - you goddamm worthless m**ther fu**ers!

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