We've had anti-popes. Why not an anti-President?
Rachel Maddow delivers her "fake presidential address" -- the one she says Obama should have given instead of the one he did give.
There might be, as Maddow might put it in her playful way, "a wee bit of a problem" with the constitutionality of point No. 2 (commandeering BP to conduct world-wide boom training for everyone). But otherwise? Better than the one delivered from the balcony of the presidential basilica in Washington D.C.: