Tuesday, April 18, 2006

Question of the Day

Background: Easter Bunny Mall Brawl Shocks Bystanders.
"Dozens of people watched the brawl, including about 15 children who were still in line, witnesses said. Johansson said many children had the look of “shock” on their faces."

"She said she doesn’t know how to explain what happened with the Easter Bunny to her 3-year-old niece."
Question of the Day: What would you tell the 3-year-old?


Junior Miss said...

"Be good or the Easter Bunny will slit your throat."

Anonymous said...

If Mom can't decide how to tell her kid about the Easter bunny how is she going to tell her about the real meaning of Easter with all that death and bodies disappearing and stuff like that?

pissed off patricia said...

Tell the kid that george bush beat the hell out of the poor bunny. The kid will laugh because it'll know already that bush avoids all physical fights, but loves to declare lots of wars.