Thursday, March 18, 2010

How to Have a Lavish Life Style

How can an impecunious, ambitious Republican attain a lavish life style? G.O.P. senatorial candidate Marco Rubio has one answer, as revealed by a detailed investigation conducted by the St. Petersburg Times: cheat, lie, steal, and break the law by using corporate campaign donations and a no-limit Republican state party credit card to cover your personal living expenses, your wife's living expenses, and the living expenses of your mother-in-law.

Naturally, he's the current favorite by as much as 18% among Florida Republicans.

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