Wednesday, September 28, 2005

Q and A

Question: Why are so many top Republicans having such a bad day?
Answer: (circle one with your cursor)
(a) It's Bill Clinton's fault.

(b) It's the fault of the liberal media.

(c) Because Republicans only control the federal Executive branch, Legislative branch, Judicial branch, 93 out of 93 U.S. attorney offices; and 28 of 50 state governorships. No Republican will be safe until the GOP controls all the prosecutor and Grand Jury jobs in America, too.

(d) Because absolute power corrupts absolutely.


daddy-ohh said...

Ummm. All of the above?

Anonymous said...

The dems rather get a republican than an iraqi terrorist.

Anonymous said...

yeah, right, like dead or alive Bin Ladin. Shrub said in a press conference he doesn't worry about Bin Ladin any more. Isn't he a terrorist? Who is chasing him?